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Sex.
The taboo word... can't mention it. can't watch it. definitely can't do it.
But pstttt...!
Can you keep a secret?
What if I told that you've been having Sex all this while!!
Just not in the literal sense of the word but close 😋
Yup. I'll tell you how...
Ever heard of exams? Exam time has the following stages that resemble everything we've heard about Sex. Let me enlighten you..
Stage 1.
The hesitation. To open the book. To feel the body, the pages, the text.
No one stays in this stage for longer than 10 seconds.
Stage 2.
That first brush of your finger against the pages, pushing the finger into them to open to some page, any page.
Stage 3.
The urgency and adrenaline to cram all that into you because you know every second you waste is time that could be spent gaining knowledge!!
Stage 4.
Those spasms of anxiety you feel before entering the hall. You simply aren't done studying. You aren't ready to let go.
Stage 5.
The exam. You have so much inside that everything just spills out irrespective of whether it was asked or not. My friend, you have orgasmed. 😏
Stage 6.
Coming out of the hall you are happy, you are relieved, you are stress free!
I'm right, ain't I? You naughty child.. 😋 you've been having Sex the whole time... 😂
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Sex.
The taboo word... can't mention it. can't watch it. definitely can't do it.
But pstttt...!
Can you keep a secret?
What if I told that you've been having Sex all this while!!
Just not in the literal sense of the word but close 😋
Yup. I'll tell you how...
Ever heard of exams? Exam time has the following stages that resemble everything we've heard about Sex. Let me enlighten you..
Stage 1.
The hesitation. To open the book. To feel the body, the pages, the text.
No one stays in this stage for longer than 10 seconds.
Stage 2.
That first brush of your finger against the pages, pushing the finger into them to open to some page, any page.
Stage 3.
The urgency and adrenaline to cram all that into you because you know every second you waste is time that could be spent gaining knowledge!!
Stage 4.
Those spasms of anxiety you feel before entering the hall. You simply aren't done studying. You aren't ready to let go.
Stage 5.
The exam. You have so much inside that everything just spills out irrespective of whether it was asked or not. My friend, you have orgasmed. 😏
Stage 6.
Coming out of the hall you are happy, you are relieved, you are stress free!
I'm right, ain't I? You naughty child.. 😋 you've been having Sex the whole time... 😂
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