If you've seen any pictures of me then you know I don't exercise; (if you haven't, then take a look at all the fat that could be used to light up lamps in villages!)
I spend majority of my time sleeping (and the rest eating). If the day had 30 hours instead of 24, I'd spend those extra hours sleeping.
That being said, I think all of us know at least one person who works out like their life depends on it. I mean, if you took a closer look at what they follow on social media, you'll find 98% of it comprising of other people working out, inspirational quotes to work out, articles on the same and more work out videos. Frankly, we find all of this acceptable so long as we can just ignore it, continue scrolling whilst eating our cake in bed.
But unfortunately, we ain't so lucky because at some point in our life, we will have to meet said people at a table filled with food. And we all know what happens before and after said meeting.
Before meeting : Eat less; exercise may be? Wear loose fitting clothes that don't highlight your excess insulation.
After meeting :
*Lies in bed contemplating life, existence and what not*
*Gets hungry*
*Pops candy into mouth and continues with the contemplation*
What happens during the meeting can be summarized in the lines below as I quote the exercise freaks : "Are you sure you want to eat that?", "I'll have a salad, please? "," Wow, you eat a lot! ".
I would like to quote Joey Tribbiani here in reply to all those questions -" I DON'T NEED THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE" or neighborhood or life!!!
I don't care how dedicated you are towards exercise, I'm dedicated to my sleep and food! Why you have to make me feel bad about my choices? Just, WHY? I accept myself as a panda, now go away. I have naps to catch up on.
P.S. Will be changing the blog address from sirismile9558.blogspot.in to wanderer9558.blogspot.in
I spend majority of my time sleeping (and the rest eating). If the day had 30 hours instead of 24, I'd spend those extra hours sleeping.
That being said, I think all of us know at least one person who works out like their life depends on it. I mean, if you took a closer look at what they follow on social media, you'll find 98% of it comprising of other people working out, inspirational quotes to work out, articles on the same and more work out videos. Frankly, we find all of this acceptable so long as we can just ignore it, continue scrolling whilst eating our cake in bed.
But unfortunately, we ain't so lucky because at some point in our life, we will have to meet said people at a table filled with food. And we all know what happens before and after said meeting.
Before meeting : Eat less; exercise may be? Wear loose fitting clothes that don't highlight your excess insulation.
After meeting :
*Lies in bed contemplating life, existence and what not*
*Gets hungry*
*Pops candy into mouth and continues with the contemplation*
What happens during the meeting can be summarized in the lines below as I quote the exercise freaks : "Are you sure you want to eat that?", "I'll have a salad, please? "," Wow, you eat a lot! ".
I would like to quote Joey Tribbiani here in reply to all those questions -" I DON'T NEED THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE" or neighborhood or life!!!
I don't care how dedicated you are towards exercise, I'm dedicated to my sleep and food! Why you have to make me feel bad about my choices? Just, WHY? I accept myself as a panda, now go away. I have naps to catch up on.
P.S. Will be changing the blog address from sirismile9558.blogspot.in to wanderer9558.blogspot.in
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